You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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