Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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