hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
