you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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