S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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