My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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