Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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