She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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