Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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