I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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