When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
