IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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