why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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