Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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