at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Drunk is not a location!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
And then he peed in my hair
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