Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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