I can't watch pbs sober anymore
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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