How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Randomize
