those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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