We're facebook friends in real life
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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