just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When did angry sex become our thing?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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