I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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