i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Quick, to the slutcave!
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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