Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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