girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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