Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Vodka?
Forever.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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