did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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