But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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