Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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