dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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