you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
