well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
