Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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