Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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