dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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