Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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