But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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