rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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