Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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