sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize
