i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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