I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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