halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's never too late to be topless.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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