quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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