i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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