farters have to be the big spoon...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
So much rum. So many feels.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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