My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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