whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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