What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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