Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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