If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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